Yes! This is going to work. This is going to be perfect! This is going to be...

a waste of my time

Why can't I master this?

Aw! Peridot, it's okay

Even if none of your Peri-plans worked, at least they were really funny

The others will probably think so, too, when we go back and get'em

Go back?

Let it be known that I, Peridot, refuse to move forward or back, until I am victorious

Right

I don't get it

I'm smarter than your average Peridot

How did I fail today against some barely-functional, stupid, cloddy dumb-dumb?

Hey, hey, corruptions aren't dumb

They just think a little different, that's all

Okay, just to make sure my Earth vocabulary is correct on this, let's say I'm a monster

I spend all my time slamming my face into hard objects and throwing my tongues in the air for fun

How am I not... dumb?

Well, she must be doing something right

She hasn't fallen for any of your Peri-plans

It's luck! Nothing that thing does makes any sense!