Wow!

The shiny, glittery cave.

And just like me it is covered in sparkly treasure. Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.

You're not selling it!

This is stupid! I'm just gonna walk up and get it!

You go up there, he will kill you. Just stick to the plan

Oh, when he shows up, keep him distracted. Make him talk about himself

He loves bragging about how great he is

You two must get along swell

No, not since I ripped off his leg

You ripped off his... Maui?

What have we here?

It's a sparkly, shiny... Wait a minute

Ugh! It's a human! What are you doing down here, in the realm of the mons--

Just pick an eye, babe. I can't, I can't concentrate on what I'm saying if you keep... Yeah, pick one, pick one!

You're a funny-looking little thing, aren't you?

Don't! That's my gramma's!

That's my gramma's! I ate my Gramma! And it took a week, cause she was absolutely humongous. Why are you here?

Cause you're amazing!

And we mortals have heard of the tale of the crab who became a legend!

And I just had to know how you became so crabulous?

Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?

Because if you are, I will gladly do so.

Huh?

In song form!