You know...

you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but

maybe that’s not what you had in mind

Hey, look

Elastigirl

Mr. Incredible

No, it’s all right. I’ve got him

Sure, you’ve got him. I just took him out for you

Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me

A fact I exploited to do my job

My job, you mean

A simple thank you will suffice

Thanks, but I don’t need any help

Whatever happened to "ladies first"?

Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?

Hey, look, wait. The lady got me first

Well, we could share, you know

I work alone

Well, I think you need to be more… flexible

Are you doing anything later?

I have a previous engagement

Now, you just stay here

They usually pick up the garbage in an hour